Toast

Remember there was a song about toast called approriately toast .. ? Well I think there should be a remix .. maybe Roast ... which is better then toast in many ways when ya think about it! Toast is just handy but you can`t really have gravy on toast like ya can with a roast ... I mean ya cd really have gravy on toast but it would drip alot n that would be rubbish and your toast would no longer be crunchy like real toast is but just sludge ... gravy on sludge isn`t as good as cheese on toast .. or even beans (tho beans DO make ya fart) as do brussel sprouts which do go well with a nice Roast ..

I hope the extremely talented Mr James Blunt will think bout this oh so amazing concept n take on the project forthwith

I was gonna illustrate this with a pik of some toast but I ate it .. (not with gravy either)

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