boredom ... what to do in this state of mind ! I had planned to go back to my roots to where I lived for 40 odd yrs to go to Back to Roots, a reggae/ska/jungle night, but lack of motivation n anyone sound to go with has stopped me in my tracks .. trapping me here in the lil village where I live with nothin much else to do cept root round the Net for things to entertain me!

So I thought I better give a bit back to you my reader/s coz it`s not right to take take take eh ! Thing is with living in a small place is there`s not alot goin on .. so today we have been mostly making plaster moulds n painting them and making messes and eating lol

I`m now in a quandry .. I started this blog with no real idea what to write about but I can`t just write about being bored! So instead I`ll let you know that I still love donkeys ... they are cute .. even cuter then Amelie with her massive eyes. Donkeys just rock, mules are pffft and asses are just that ... asses. Donkeys should be available to the masses .. they could act as shopping carriers for the elderly .. kids could ride em to school .. posties cd use em to carry big heavy mail bags.. there`s not alot the humble donkey couldn`t do .. they have thier donk on .. so biigup ya big ears Donkeys .. you da best :)))))

Toast

Remember there was a song about toast called approriately toast .. ? Well I think there should be a remix .. maybe Roast ... which is better then toast in many ways when ya think about it! Toast is just handy but you can`t really have gravy on toast like ya can with a roast ... I mean ya cd really have gravy on toast but it would drip alot n that would be rubbish and your toast would no longer be crunchy like real toast is but just sludge ... gravy on sludge isn`t as good as cheese on toast .. or even beans (tho beans DO make ya fart) as do brussel sprouts which do go well with a nice Roast ..

I hope the extremely talented Mr James Blunt will think bout this oh so amazing concept n take on the project forthwith

I was gonna illustrate this with a pik of some toast but I ate it .. (not with gravy either)

XXX

This is unbelievable, but true!

Can you imagine working for a company that has a little more than 600 employees and has the following employee statistics .

29 have been accused of spouse abuse

7 have been arrested for fraud

9 have been accused of writing bad cheque's

17 have directly or indirectly bankrupted at least 2 businesses

3 have done time for assault

71 cannot get a credit card due to bad credit

14 have been arrested on drug-related charges

8 have been arrested for shoplifting


21 are currently defendants in lawsuits

84 have been arrested for drink driving in the last year

Which organisation is this ?

It's the 635 members of the House of Commons, the same group that cranks out hundreds of new laws each year designed to keep the rest of us inline.

What a bunch of bastards we have running our country - it says it all. And just to top all that they probably have the best 'corporate' pension scheme in the country!!
If you agree that this is an appalling state of affairs, please pass it on to everyone you know. It's time to stand up to this lot !

trying some YELLOW (see shouting/yell) see what I did there !>? Coz there is NO sun here ... just a grey murky mist that`s rubbish as it means I can`t wear my new suede n fur coat coz it`ll just turn it mouldy like a left over pie crust in a bin of dispair :/

Even this yellow is more of a smoke tainted colour really .. like I`ve sat here smoking a No6 n blowing out smoke at the screen Pfffffffffffffffffff Oh well

Deciding on what to have for brekky .... I think it`s gonna be toast n hot choccy .. Reccomending ASDA own cheap band chokky for that yummy taste sensation!

Right better getta gwarn as I need to get things done ..

Lizard Girl .. proving David Icke was right all along .....

another day in paradox

Right here goes with blog log no.3 :)

Had a great 3 days in Yorkshire with my great friend Heide who like me has a German mum in common and with it the great love of cooking and entertaining :D Had the nicest food I`d had for ages there, n so have happily gained anything I lost over the last weeks previously D¬OH !!

But yay for Trim Bikes !! you can sit on the sofa playing the X Box (in my case Blue Dragon) n pedal away til ya heart explodes with happiness .. or summat like that anyhooo ! So exercise n slobbing all in one easy slouch... life just rocks eh !!

So I`m a bit sad bout some family fallout but wtf, I haz very good friends so I shall survive n carry on building up my friendships n hopefully sail away in a few of them *shakes head at bad puns*

Right now I must go n do job 2 ... actual work not just goin for a crap *tuts*

Will try n get round to posting sum pix up to add some sparkle n glitz too for all those who dislike reading too many words n ting. So for now I bid you adeiu n auf wiedersien n seeya later

xxxxxx

dreary sundays

well having a very quiet Sunday as it`s raining and we are just about skint due to my daughters 6th Birthday looming.

I`m reheating y/days roast dinner so am looking forward to munching it now. Then possibily having a nice lil nap on the sofa which is a great way to pass a Sunday lol. Failing that I`m sposed to iron a huge pile of clothes ... I think the nap might win :D

Right here endeth this sunday sermon for now ... laterzz taterzz

Welcome to my lil bloglette

So this is my 1st entry into what will be random ramblings of me n my life! Such as now I`m watching a seal called Heidi who won`t eat fish on the tv, maybe she just wanted some chips instead eh.

I`m alway cold n ting so I will quite often moan about this although I am quite well wrapped up in bed wearing lotsa stuff including a scarf round my neck (obviously I spose) coz its fucking freezing still :( RUBBISH :(

I`m fed up with the news now all doom n gloom innit .. recession more like depression it seems. Still if ya don`t have it ya can`t spend it innit.

Right off to post this up to see how it looks !! `citing lol :)